So, I don't know if I am getting smarter, or if I have been dumb all along, but I just figured out how to get onto the internet from my work computer. Right now, I am looking very busy charting. Charting away, doing very good patient care.....but in reality, I am posting a blog. Hilarious. I feel like I am breaking the law....breaking the law, breaking the law!!! I am sure that if I got busted, I would be in big trouble...but, oh well. At least I'm awake.
So, speaking of breaking the law....
I got the mail the other day, and saw that we (addressed to Nick and Lynsey Conder) got a letter from the City of Houston. Hm, weird, I thought. I wonder what they want. Well, I opened it up, and I'll be damned if I didn't see a big ol' picture of the back of the pickup...a wonderful shot of our licence plates...very clearly, you could read the numbers. Yes, you could see a lot of detail. What could that be, you say? Well, I'll tell you. That was "Failure to yield to a red light". Wonderful city that we live in. We have cameras on our stop lights. And they love to take pictures of law breakers, such as ourselves. For those of you that know Nick and I's driving record, you will know that this moving violation is not a good thing for us. Neither of us. Well, since we both have been driving the truck, we argued for a while about who was the culprit. It said the intersection, and I know that I hadn't been on that intersection....Nick was emphatically denying that it wasn't him. Well, I got looking and saw the date....For July 27th. I had an alibi. I was in Idaho, and there was no way that I could have been driving the truck in Houston. HA! Well, I was happy for a minute....at least it wasn't me. But, the bottom line is, we equally pay for this. In insurance premiums. I don't know if they love us or hate us. All I know is, I hope they have a driving school. Cuz, Nick will be spending an evening there, trying to get that ticket off our record!!!
Anyway, Corpus Christi was nice. We decided to spend an extra night there. We moved to a beachside room, and had a wonderful view of the ocean. It was very nice. The next morning we got up and decided to drive down Padre Island. It was a pretty drive. Paid $10 to drive through this park. We found a little beach area, and got out to go check it out. Got baby Lexi out, started toward the water. I saw a little crab going across the sand and stopped to check it out. It was then, I realized when you stop for 2 seconds, mosquitoes as fat as houseflies stop to drain your blood. Lots of mosquitoes. Not just one or two. More like 10 or 20. I looked down at Nick's legs...he hadn't noticed yet. Covered. Can you say West Nile Virus? I started jumping up and down. I have a little baby with fat juicy legs, and I am sure those skeeters would LOVE to drink her blood. Well, I wasn't having it. I started running back toward the car, swatting and waving my hands everywhere to protect my child.... Nick caught on pretty quickly after that. We ran to the car like we were being chased by the Texas Chainsaw Man himself. Nick grabbed Lexi, and off we went. Quick, just put her in, I'll buckle her up when we get inside.....Quick Quick, they're coming! So. We left that beach very quickly. Only 2 ginormous mosquitoes got into the car, but I killed them.
So, that was the exciting parts. The rest wasn't very exciting, but that's ok with me. Boring is nice.
WHEN IT RAINS.....
5 years ago
3 comments:
You are such a spaz! Ya, Texas mosquitos and moving violation tickets. You should send them a picture of the money you owe! Just kidding.
Blogging is fun isn't it? Aren't you glad I nagged you? But..........don't get fired.
You need to post more often! I WANT PICTURES! (I think that is internet yelling)
Cute Lyns! You're so funny! I'd run too if I saw huge mosquito’s. Did any of you get bit? Nick... sorry about the ticket, those are never fun.
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